Friday 26 July 2019

Hidden Gems

Just a few more photos taken in Arhangelos recently. I've posted a few on the "Published Works" Facebook page back in June too. I think it's such a joy to wander away from the main thoroughfares. You end up seeing streets like these...






This was a clever illusion. The far wall is actually simply a boundary wall to the yard, but it creates the impression that it's a cottage. If you zoom in on the doorway, you can see light from the weed patch beyond coming through the crack between the doors.

Vicious Circle

Driving the other day, we were talking about some of the really bad habits that the locals have that can take some getting used to. For instance, when I was learning to drive, ooh about a hundred years ago [I am using hyperbole!!], I always remember the public service announcements that we used to get on UK TV, designed to make us all better members of society. Something that was drummed into me was the need to allow approximately one car-length for every ten miles per hour that one was travelling, assuming that there is a line of vehicles on the road, of course.

So, to spell it out, if the traffic is moving at fifty miles per hour, then you ought to allow five car lengths between you and the car in front. 'Simples.' This is, of course, to allow some kind of safe braking zone if the vehicle or vehicles in front have to brake suddenly. That way you stand a chance of stopping before you 'prang' the guy in front, or even worse, become part of a pile-up, in which you and several others get shunted both front and rear. The insurance company's nightmare.

Now, if you look in your rear view mirror whilst driving in a line of vehicles, and I'm sure many will identify with this, you can get quite alarmed if the vehicle behind you is so close that you can't even see its headlamps. It freaks me out even more if I can't even see any of its bonnet (OK, OK, 'hood' dudes), but what I can see of it begins with the wipers and goes upwards from there. If in such circumstances I were to slam on the brakes, even at a mere 25 mph, the driver behind would 100% smash into me, no contest.

And so I come to one of the not only most annoying, but downright dangerous, habits that most of the locals here have. Tailgating. Now, at this time of the year on Rhodes (and it gets worse every year with all the new hotels that are being thrown up along the east coast of the island) you can guarantee that, unless you're driving the 'Rodo-Lindou' main road at 3.00am, you're virtually certain to be in a line of traffic, often twenty cars long, usually behind a flippin' quad bike (Grrrr). Even at that speed the safe distance is a couple or three car lengths between each vehicle. Instead, you find that most Greeks are trying to kiss the rear bumper of the car in front with their front one. I know, they don't call them bumpers any more, but old habits. To me it often looks like a row of cars all towing each other along, they're driving that close to the vehicle in front.

See, there's little old socially responsible, not to say accident-paranoid, me, trying to keep a safe distance, and what does someone from behind do? They see that gap as a case of me needlessly keeping them from racing to their destination and so they'll slipstream me, like they do in Formula One, then, as soon as they get the minutest of gaps in the oncoming traffic, they'll duck out from behind, missing my offside tail light by a gnat's whisker, before slotting back in right in front of me, thus forcing me to drop back further to allow a safe distance behind this interloper. Net result, I slip further and further back down the 'queue' simply through trying to drive safely.

I can say, hand on heart, that nine times out of ten, if I'm in a queue of cars, and we can even be doing 90kph, which is around 56mph, I'll not be able to see the headlamps of the car behind me in my rearview mirror.

Small wonder that there are so many newly installed mini-shrines along the roadside verges here in Rhodes (and no doubt the rest of Greece I'd imagine). Fatal accidents are almost a hobby over here.

I happened to remark on a few of the newer of those shrines just this week. I said to her indoors as we crawled along, "At the rate we're going there will be a shrine every fifty metres for the entire length of this road before long. It seems that Greeks are able to create a serious accident just about anywhere, even on what we in the UK would consider safe sections of the highway."

The better half, evidently experiencing one of her more witty moments, replied, "Yea, and when they're so hidebound by the religious 'requirement' that they cross themselves each time they pass anything remotely religious within sight of the road, it's not surprising that there are so many accidents. Someone dies, they erect a shrine. Someone else passes, spots the shrine, crosses themselves while trying to talk on their mobile phone with the other hand and, bingo, another accident and hence another shrine. It's a vicious circle."

If it weren't almost funny, it would be tragic. I'm sure that people reading this will also have seen shrines right beside each other, we certainly have. Her quip makes some sense when you think about it, doesn't it.

Now, there will be some reading this who'll shout: "Stop knocking the Greeks!" Come off it, if you love someone it doesn't mean you can't see their faults, now, does it? We all have them, both individually and collectively (when it comes to national traits and habits). Sadly, the ones I refer to here are taking lives - and that's a fact.

Were I a younger man in the throws of deciding what kind of business to open in order to have a full order book, maybe I'd start a business supplying marble...

Saturday 20 July 2019

Slumming it.

Two days ago, one could have been forgiven for thinking it was one day last January. For a few hours, starting around 9.00am, and lasting until around 2.00pm, here in Kiotari it rained like it has never rained in July in living memory. The video below shows our view from the lounge-diner at home. Had it been shot in January, one would have not raised an eyebrow, but for it to be July 17th, well, that's got all the locals here talking about how no one's ever seen the like of it.



To be honest, for a fella with the worst comb-over in history to be running a country, plus claiming that global warming is 'fake news', is a bit rich. Anyone with hair like that automatically disqualifies himself from being taken seriously in my book, I'm afraid. I remember twenty and more years ago reading articles in the Sunday papers, and watching programmes like "Horizon" on BBC 2, and being told that, owing to the melting of the polar ice caps, the sea level around the world would rise by a metre within our lifetime.

That has yet to happen, but the reason is simple. All that water may not yet have made the oceans rise, but it is instead floating around in the atmosphere, thus increasing humidity and producing more extreme weather conditions, including unseasonal deluges. On the plus side, I turned off the watering system because the garden received a welcome soaking. Every cloud... eh?

Anyway, enough of my layman's science and meteorology, why did I call this post "Slumming it"? I'll tell you. Are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin (just can't resist using that little phrase at every opportunity I'm afraid).

See, this is our first season with neither of us working since 2007, but I believe I've already mentioned that a few times. We had all sorts of plans about how we were going to go to this beach and that beach and eat out more often, but still we seem to be slipping the stick into first gear where all that is concerned. But, this morning we did finally do something we also hadn't done for 12 years, we took the regular bus service into Rhodes Town. During the summer season we have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice as to what time to catch a bus. They're all over the place like an orange rash at this time of the year and so we plumped for the 9.50am bus from Kiotari, which got us into town, right in the thick of the action behind the New Market in Mandraki, at a respectable 11.15am or so.

Of course, by the time the bus is trundling through Pefkos or Lindos, it's standing room only, but boarding at Kiotari one has a great choice of where to sit. We were able to sit right behind the driver, with a nice view ahead over the top of his head. I have to say that the whole experience was really great fun. Plus one can't help but be well impressed by these drivers, who get spoken to in Italian, Russian, Polish, French and a few other languages as well, apart from English, and yet they cope admirably. Plus, they're in regular communication with each other all the time, enabling them to adjust their routes subtly, depending on how full each bus is.

For example, we were only ten minutes into the journey when our driver (bus no. 5) was talking to a colleague (No. 39) about a little clutch of people waiting at a certain bus stop who wanted to go to Lindos. They'd make decisions on the run about who'd stop for whom. As we drove through Lothiarika they passed and re-passed each other depending on which people wanted which destination. It was all accomplished with great fluidity and good humour. As we pulled up at each stop, the driver would open the front door and call out:

"Where you going?"

Depending on the answer he received he'd either cock a thumb and shake it backward, at the same time saying "Bus behind, two minutes!" or he'd say, "Yes, please, come, come!"

When we got to Faliraki, it was the first and only time we turned off the main road and took a convoluted route through the maze of hotel and apartment-lined small roads on the outskirts of the resort. At one point we pulled up right behind another bus that was currently interacting with ours and watched as some people boarded it, while some came walking back to ours and jumped aboard. Two rather fetching young ladies they were, and our driver asked them: "You want Rodos?"

To which they replied, "No, Tsambika Beach." Which, as it happened, was already behind us. Seems that the other bus (a different one from earlier on) at this juncture was heading south once it got out of the village. Our driver quickly closed the door, told the girls to hang on and put their money away for a moment, and instantly hailed the other driver with his radio and said,  "Hey Manoli! These two dolls want Tsambika! Hold on and I'll catch you up, then you can have them, OK? - No, I haven't printed tickets yet, you can do that once they're with you. Although I'd rather they stayed with me!"

We rounded a bend or two, came to a halt behind the other bus and the girls were able to jump off of ours and run to get aboard the other one.

What also amused us was the fact that each time our bus passed another coming the other way, the drivers would hail each other over their radios with a "Hey No. 7!! How you doing today? Good health and kalo dromo [literally: "Good road"]. We''ll sup a frappé together this evening!" and other expressions of matieness.

All in all, it was a nice trip, further enhanced by the fact that I didn't have to concentrate on driving among the hordes of quad bikes, scooters and snail-creeping hire cars that, it has to be said, make driving for locals on Rhodes during high season both frustrating and hazardous (no offence!). I could sit back and let the bus driver take the strain. Plus, no worries about parking once we got into town.

OK, so financially it doesn't make a lot of sense for two people to go to town by bus. It would cost about half as much in petrol if we'd taken the car. But the sheer pleasure of simply looking at the view all the way there more than made up for that.

Once we arrived in town we were able to hop off the bus and go straight to the Aktaion Café, where we could use the loos and order a couple of freddo Espressos and a delicious slice of bougatsa. Then it was time for an intense interlude of people-watching. Bliss. After that we ticked off a few things on our 'to do' list and finally headed to the Top Three to see my old mates from my excursion days, where we could wait out the final half an hour or so before taking the bus home again. 

Of course, it was a genuinely warm and double-cheek kissing reunion with Spiro and Dimitri, accompanied by bear hugs. I was rather sad to hear that the excursions aren't going well this year, with most of the "Rhodes By Day" trips being done by minibus, something that was unheard of for June thru September (even into mid October) when I was doing it. Looks like I got out just in time, although I'm sad for the person who took over from me, because they seem to have lost out. As we arose to leave and my better half attempted to pay for our drinks, Spiro physically stuffed the money back into her purse and told her in no uncertain terms that he'd be offended if she didn't put it away forthwith. I assured him that we hadn't come simply to get a free drink and that sooner or later I'd want to pay him. His reply? "OK, Gianni, this one's on me, and you can buy me a beer another time!"

On the way back I was amused to see just how much like a home-from-home the driver on this bus had made his working environment. Check out the photo...


Don't you just love it? Note the frappé (now empty) and the Basil plant in its vase!! Just one or two air-fresheners hanging from the mirror too.

Apart from the basil plant and ubiquitous frappé, there was also a small pack of tissues, a nice lace doily around the jar that contained the basil, some wet-wipes, a few bus timetables for anyone asking for one, and other stuff besides. Something that also demonstrates how crime rates here are still lower than many other parts of Europe, is the fact that all the drivers have clips holding bank notes and coin holders all within full sight and easy reach of the general public. In other countries drivers nowadays are behind a toughened glass screen and you have to use a little steel tray to exchange your cash for your ticket.

All in all, a relaxing and fun day out.

Thursday 11 July 2019

Looking on the Bright Side - Part the Second

Don't you just love it? the sign says: "PLEASE! Don't park motorcycles on the pavement [sidewalk]"!
Where was I? Oh yes, in Piraeus. The first feeling I got as we walked about the place was, "It's just like New York." We don't watch many movies or TV series, yet my abiding impression of the side-streets of the big apple as seen in movies was very much what I saw as we walked around downtown Piraeus. The only difference was that the buildings weren't as tall. And the signs are all, obviously, in Greek.

Even the taxi cabs there are now yellow. It seems that the whole world wants to be like America sometimes. All the Greek schoolbuses too, for instance, are now yellow, carbon copies of the school buses all over the USA. A few decades past, this would not have been the case. So, when you're walking city streets, all set at 90º angles to one-another, dumpsters on most corners, graffiti everywhere, vehicles dancing to the traffic light rhythm and horns sounding every second or two, fast-food joints and roller-shuttered shops everywhere, well, you have to resist the urge to start humming the theme music to Kojak. And that shows you how long it is since I watched such stuff, doesn't it.

On our first evening at the hotel, we headed straight for a fast food joint that my wife had discovered on (the very dubious...) TripAdvisor. It's called To Kalamaki tis Troumpas, and it seemed to have good reports re value and atmosphere. We weren't overly impressed, sadly. It was OK, but the location and the feel of the place felt very downbeat, slightly shabby. The salad was humungus, but swimming in water, and the pittas, well, they were OK. There was hardly any outdoor dining and we had to settle for an inside table beside a wide-open glass patio door. Nevertheless, this was July and we were sweltering. There didn't seem to be any air-con and the cooking area of the kitchen was just the other side of a counter from our table. The staff though, yeah, they were friendly, I'll give them that.

The thing is, the pavements in the area where we were staying were dirty, with quite a bit of detritus laying around. Couple that with all the graffiti (it truly is everywhere, and I mean everywhere) and small wonder that I imagined I was in back-street New York. the big difference though, thankfully, was the fact that, even though some of the pedestrians looked decidedly like they may have been living slightly shady lives, we didn't feel unsafe after dark. 

The next night we opted to walk the ten minutes or so over the hill (yet more New York street scenes) to the Marina that I'd seen on the street map. The marina is quite a pleasant place, if you can handle the fact that the traffic is manic most of the time. But at least on the marina-side of the road there is a wide walkway, with a low wall on which locals sit to take in the view, or simply pass the time. Even though the wall is only knee-height, it still has graffiti covering most of it. We strolled the pavement on the opposite side of the road and ended up at Kali Pita, which is situated about here:


The 'pin' in the map is the location of Kali Pita. Photo courtesy of Google Earth Pro.
They had a rather nice setup of check-table clothed tables with traditional chairs across the pavement from the front of store, with a nice view of the yacht masts over the way. The only drawback is the constant traffic that's zipping past you as you eat. That said, we had a good meal there, with my beloved having falafel wraps and me a veggie pitta wrap, plus they do some delicious desserts. I opted for one portokalopita (orange sponge-cake pie) and the beloved for a walnut cake pie, both of which came in good-sized portions that had us wishing we'd only ordered one of them and cut it in two.

You can eat well and cheaply on any street in downtown Piraeus, there's no doubt about that. We did, however, find ourselves saying over and over, we simply couldn't live in such an environment. We're spoilt now, having lived far away from the city for so long, both in the UK and out here in Greece.

By the time our third and last evening before returning to the airport had arrived, we'd kind of written off the place as too noisy, too dirty, too frenetic for us. Just around the corner from our admittedly comfy, if modest hotel (it's called the Filon, BTW. Although that link isn't very helpful, unless you want to book a room at a hotel you've never seen any photos of, so try this one too), we'd walked past a strip joint as well. Across the street from that was a μεζεδοπωλείο (virtually a taverna, the difference is so slight) which could have done with a facelift, but just inside the permanently open frontage (at this time of the year) was a live bouzouki band, evidently the source of the music we'd heard from our hotel room all night long.

We decided to make one last attempt at finding a positive view of Piraeus. And we succeeded. On our last whole day I finally noticed an A3 tear-off street map of the whole area on the hotel reception desk. Taking it up to the room, I pored over it for a while, and spotted what looked like a clutch of eateries and bars along the sea front near the entrance to the marina. That would be where we aimed for that evening. A fifteen minute walk from the hotel found us strolling down a curved access road, lined with cooling trees and greenery, which emptied out on to a two-hundred-metre-long strip that was a sheer delight.

We made our way down while there was still some daylight...



Once we arrived at the bottom, this quayside welcomed us...



Here's the Google Earth shot to show you where it is. The road leading down to the front is clearly visible, emptying out on to the boulevard about one third of the way along from the marina entrance.

Now, finally, we'd come up trumps. This strip, lined along one side with some pretty impressive super-yachts, and on the other with some tastefully decorated bars and eateries, was much more like it. We decided to eat at Lamarina, which turned out to be an excellent choice. The Haloumi pittas were cheaper that at the Kali Pita the previous night, but in a far, far more chic and vibrant environment. The staff were young, attentive, friendly and decked out in very modern, grungy garb, and the menu was excellent. By the time our food arrived (and it arrived fast) people were queueing up to get into the place, which, incidentally, was very well air-conditioned too, even on the roofless terrace where we sat.

All the people promenading around looked to be chic, relaxed and 'normal', not at all like the kinds you'd walk past in the rabbit warren of streets just metres away. That's not meant to sound snobbish, well, OK, just a bit then.

Here are a couple of shots I took from our table...





And here's our food. That salad was called Salad "Tou Agrou" - which means "Salad of the field", evidently referring to the fact that it's a mix of vegetables all of which grow in a farmer's field - plus a few olives. It was arguable the best salad we've ever had and was certainly the largest. Here's the menu BTW.


We were really excited about the whole place and, as we walked the promenade before going back to the hotel, we decided that we could easily now spend another long weekend in Piraeus, this time just the two of us, by spending the mornings taking coffee and a cake down here, jumping on the electriko into Athens centre during the afternoons, before returning here for the evening meal and digestif.





All in all then, after an initial dismay at how scruffy and dirty urban Piraeus appeared to be, we found a truly bright outlook with that marina promenade. Cities are cities the world over, of course, so one shouldn't be too surprised at the shabbiness; but once you factor in the nearness of that modest hotel both to the quay where one can hop on a boat and sail off to Aegina, Agistri, Methana, Poros, Hydra etc., as well as to the chic marina where we ate on our last night, and also the fact that it's only fifteen minutes walk from the airport express bus and the Electriko station - well, you have the recipe for a flaming good short stay.

Something I can't stress enough too, is the fact that through all of our nighttime walks through the backstreets of this huge urban sprawl, we didn't once sense any threat to our security. We never found ourselves saying "Oh, better avoid those people over there. Let's cross the road." 

Our final judgment of Piraeus? Forget the fact that it's an urban maze. Seek out the good points and you can have a damn good stay there.

Tuesday 9 July 2019

Looking on the Bright Side - Part 1.


A typical Piraeus pavement (sidewalk, guys) More about this further down the post.


At this time of the year, if you awake early enough, it’s important to try and get a few things done before the sun gets more than a finger’s width above the horizon. We’re lucky enough to be living in a rural area and, when I first arose this morning and went into the kitchen to put the kettle on for a pot of Earl Grey, I did the usual, which was to close the windows and blinds down tightly on the side of the house that faces east, because once the sun’s rays hit that wall, it will very soon raise the temperature inside way beyond what’s comfortable if you don’t.

As I closed the window above the kitchen sink, I stopped momentarily to marvel at the already busy cicadas. From inside I could only hear the few that were within a couple of meters of the window, and their sound rather resembled that of someone vigorously and rhythmically shaking a pair of maracas for all they were worth, to punk music timing.

Once the kettle was on, I ventured outside. It was around 8.15am. When you open the house door at this time of the year, even as early as just after eight, as you walk outside it’s rather like walking into a bread oven. The cicadas now all merge into one and, if you close your eyes, you could imagine that sound as rather resembling the noise of a giant tyre being deflated at speed, as though someone had plunged a knife into its wall. The tyre in question would be about the size of a London bus.

The cat wasn’t around, so I didn’t have to worry about feeding him today. Sometimes he’ll have left some of his dry food from the previous evening (usually when he’s not so hungry because he’s eaten a lizard the previous day) and he eats that at dawn, thus eliminating the need for a fresh dish-full until later. He was off on ‘patrol’ somewhere and so I did what I needed to do, which was to half-fill a watering can and top up our two plant pot trays that serve as bird baths. 

After not more than ten minutes outside, and already needing my first shower of the day, I was glad to get back inside to pour the tea, fish a couple of digestives out of the biscuit barrel, and take the tea back to bed for a while.

Then it was time to reflect on our whirlwind trip to Athens over the past weekend. I say Athens, but we were actually staying in a modest, yet almost new hotel in downtown Piraeus. I don't know how much you know about Piraeus, but it's held in very high esteem by writers of traditional Greek music, who extol the virtues of its Bouzoukia, its tavernas and coffee bars, its maritime culture, its women. Of course, such songs are highly romanticised, and they don't pay much mind to the downside of the place. Like its neighbour Athens, into which nowadays it seamlessly bleeds from an urban development point of view, it's a vast sprawl of five and six-storey buildings, which looks from the air very much like lichen all over a low stone wall.

Whenever we watch the national TV weather forecast here in Greece, we see the map sweeping all across Greece from satellite height, and eventually swooping into the Athens-Piraeus area, thus displaying the lichen-like effect on the landscape that I mentioned above. There are precious few skyscrapers in Athens, it's simply street after street, mainly in a grid-like pattern, inside of which one can very easily get hopelessly lost. At least, before the days of wi-fi and smartphones one could. These days, of course, most people can whip out their phone and within seconds know exactly where they are. Never has there been a stronger case for modern telecommunications technology than that, I can tell you.

We were in Athens with a bunch of friends and were block-booked into the hotel, which I'd gone searching for in Google-Earth 'Streetview' beforehand, since one of the friends had selected and booked our rooms, and thus I wanted to know what the place looked like, since we weren't all travelling together on the same flight to get there. When I typed the address into Google Earth's 'find' box, it took me to a street just one block away from the quay from which all the boats set sail for the islands. I was quite excited about this, because the last time we'd been there was in 1982, just a few years back then!

When I went into 'Streetview' I was able to stand on the exact corner where the hotel was located, since it lists its address with both street names. The building in question shows itself to be empty, derelict. This was why I concluded, rightly so it seems, that the hotel was a new venture. It was only a modest, two star affair, but despite the rooms being lacking in a few of the things you come to expect from a hotel, they were brand spanking new, had decent air conditioning at no extra cost and the bed was comfy. The only problem was the noise at night. Once we were past midnight, despite double-glazed windows, the music, the motorcycles, the rubbish trucks and the human voices were incessant until dawn.

To get there, we'd opted to take the bus from the airport. Fortunately, a friend here on Rhodes, whose son was doing his military service on the island of Poros, had gone to visit him a couple of years ago, and that trip had involved her flying to Athens, then getting to Piraeus and taking the island boat from the very quay which was just around the block from our hotel. The Piraeus Express bus service is perfect. For a mere €6 a head you get the same bus all the way from the airport (which is a very, very long way out of town these days) and it drops you metres from the quayside in Piraeus. So we followed her example and got off the bus around fifteen minutes walk from the hotel. We were travelling light, with very small hand baggage and only one modest suitcase, which has wheels.

Another advantage of taking the bus is that you don't get pestered continually during the ride by beggars, as happens perpetually on the train. Now, putting all morals about whether or not one gives to these poor unfortunates aside for a moment, the experience is nevertheless quite unpleasant, and some of them exude a truly awful smell from several feet away. Even with the best will in the world, they exist in such numbers that one simply cannot afford to give to all of them. On the bus, you avoid all of the moral hand-wringing anyway.

The photo at the top of this post was taken during the short walk from the bus stop to the hotel, and it's right across the road from where all the island boats tie up.

First impressions of downtown Piraeus? That those who write all the songs extolling its virtues are on drugs.

But our overall impression was to change over the three nights and four days of our stay.

More on that in the next post, along with a clutch of photos, of course.

Thursday 4 July 2019

It's Called 'Progress'. Or "Viva la Difference!"

I've probably mentioned before that we tend to watch the TV quiz show "Troxos tis tixis" ["Wheel of Fortune"]. Our excuse is that it improves our Greek vocabulary and spelling. What's also interesting about it as well, though, is that the subjects of the word puzzles that the contestants have to solve often reflect the differences in modern culture between Greece and our home country of England, or the UK in general.

The puzzles that need solving are frequently under categories like "Fashion" - in which case the contestants will often have to find perhaps three names of famous models or designers, "Cinema" in which the answers will often be American or British actors [and they'll be spelt using the Geek alphabet and the Greek way of rendering consonants that don't exist in Greek. These can bear little resemblance to their Roman alphabet counterparts. For instance, Brad Pitt is spelt in Greek "Μπραντ Πιτ", Daniel Craig is rendered "Ντανιελ Κρεγκ" (good eh?) and Robert Redford is "Πομπερτ Πεντφορντ"], or perhaps "Song Title." Such categories one may expect to find coming up in the UK version (which I believe is no longer running anyway), but there are others that kind of indicate the differences between life here in Greece and life in the UK.

For example, a category that comes up quite often is "In the Church." I read very recently that Greeks are among, if not are the most religious people in Europe. In a largely secular society, such as it is nowadays in most European countries, something that can he hard to adjust to here is the way that the Church still exerts a huge hold over peoples' daily lives and habits. I can't imagine for a moment a category like "In the Church" (which can refer to various implements and aids used during religious ceremonies inside a church in Greece) coming up on a UK TV quiz show.

Another category that comes up at least once a week is "At the Demonstration." I'm not having you on, seriously. Let's face it, since 'austerity' kicked in here in Greece some 10 years ago now, demonstrations, involving the usual chucking of Molotov coctails, setting fire to wheelie bins (or dumpsters) and the frequent use of tear gas and the like, have become such commonplace occurrences in Syntagma Square that it's now considered a good enough subject matter for a round on a TV quiz show.

Something else that demonstrates how things have moved on in the UK a little further than here (and I'm not so sure I think it's entirely a good thing), is the fact that the show (like a few others too) still features primarily a male host, the genial and cheeky-chappie style Petros Polihronidis (Πέτρος Πολυχρονίδης) and his sidekick, who's quite definitely simply there as eye candy, Josephina. At the beginning of the show she's expected to parade up and down in front of the camera like a model on the catwalk. She does this to the sound of the males in the studio audience whistling and cheering as she does her twirls to show off whatever sartorial outfit she's wearing for that particular show.

Apart from the occasional interjection, perhaps to declare the category for the next round's puzzle, or to reel off the details for viewers to write in if they'd like to be contestants, she's simply there to spice up the view a little. It harps back to the days when women were kind of viewed as pretty dumb things to be seen and not heard from too often. "There there, dear, you just stand there and look pretty, now won't you."

Now, as I alluded to above, I said that I'm not sure that the changes that have taken place in more 'progressive' countries are entirely good. I maybe need to expand on that before I experience a backlash from the bra-burners! See, it occurs to me that the kind of society that's developing in 'the west' is one where women and men will eventually all end up looking like Chinese workers in Chairman Mao era China. The sexes are becoming blurred perhaps too much. Yes, of course, it's entirely right that women should have exactly the same opportunities as men to advance their careers, and they absolutely deserve equal pay for doing the same jobs as men, no contest. But I'm not entirely convinced that a woman doesn't want a man to show some respect for the fact that she's a woman. The differences in the sexes ought not to be trivialised to the extent that we can't celebrate the difference without demeaning the female of the species.

I still have the sneaky suspicion that most women like it when a man holds a door open for her, or compliments her on her appearance. These days one's on thin ice doing such things in the UK and America. The showing of respect has been transformed in many cases to being termed "patronising." Give me a break.

I rather like Formula One. Now I know it's not everyone's cup of tea and it's a total waste of time arguing over who likes what. It wouldn't do for us all to be the same. But I only use that as an example because the era of the 'grid girls' has now gone. "It's making women like sex objects," they cried! I wonder if anyone ever asked the girls who did that job what they thought though? A lot of them are now out of a job.

Ah well, by and large the way women have been emancipated is of course completely right and proper, but I for one still think we ought to remember that the sexes are different, and always will be. Doesn't mean that one is better than the other, but they're certainly not the same and why on earth would we want them to be? Just before I get off that subject, which has become a bit of a tangent I'll admit, I'm truly irritated when female actresses are called 'actors' and a chairman has now to be called a 'chair.' Let's get this straight, the male and female genders are what they are, so what the dickens is that all about then? A chair is something you sit on. A female in that role is surely a Chairwoman, and a man a Chairman. I can't for the life of me see what's wrong with that. And a female actor is an actress, it's purely a matter of correct use of language. The world's gone mad, mad I tell you!

Oh, I'm getting all in a lather now. I need to chill out a little. Let's have a look at the TV schedule. Ooh, look, Wheel of Fortune's on in a minute...